Those days when I remember how much Colby Armstrong means to me. and I just want to sit in my room and sob because he no longer plays with the Penguins.
Sigh..
| MCR: | I am not afraid to keep on living |
|---|---|
| Society: | emo |
| A Day to Remember: | Keep your hopes up high an your head down low |
| Society: | emo |
| Twin Atlantic: | Just have the guts to disagree |
| Society: | emo |
| The Blackout: | Know you're not alone |
| Society: | emo |
| Green Day: | There's nothing wrong with me, this is how I'm supposed to be |
| Society: | emo |
| Lostprophets: | Everybody scream your heart out |
| Society: | emo |
| Nicki Minaj: | Imma slap you if you a hoe |
| Society: | OMG she is so inspirational!1!1!11!1!!! |
| SpongeBob: | "Patrick, you're a genius!" |
|---|---|
| Patrick: | "Yeah I get called that a lot" |
| SpongeBob: | "What, a genius?" |
| Patrick: | "No, Patrick." |
ways to automatically lose an argument
- say “cool story bro” or “u mad”
- call someone a faggot or retarded
- bring their appearance into the argument
- call them “sweetie” or “hun”
- use smiley faces in an attempt to be condescending
(via rememberingcumday)
(Source: narcotic, via rememberingcumday)
(via rememberingcumday)
“why” “because i said so” good one mum you should be a lawyer
(Source: stupidhead, via rememberingcumday)
it would be so cute if winning a grammy meant you won an actual grandma you could like take home with you and have her knit things
(Source: textposter2, via rememberingcumday)
(Source: stripedsweater, via jenngofett)
| first base: | being in the same room |
|---|---|
| second base: | breathing the same air |
| third base: | eye contact |
| guy: | being a girl isnt that bad shut up ur exaggerating u dumb bitch |
|---|---|
| girl: | i have to fucking shave my armpits and legs every three days and my damn bikini line and have blood pour out of me like niagara falls for 6 days and worrying about leaking and having pads and tampons with me at all times and pushing a fucking 8 pound baby out of a 10 inch hole and keeping my hair perfect at all times and fixing my eyebrows all the time and my makeup ur right being a girl really isNT THAT BAD |
(via jenngofett)
| me: | hey i havent taken a picture in a while |
|---|---|
| me: | *takes picture* |
| me: | *remembers why i dont take pictures* |
| teacher: | have a nice weekend |
|---|---|
| me: | dont tell me what to do |
